I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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