exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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