Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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