I need help removing her.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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