that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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