he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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