i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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