everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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