You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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