operation harelip BJ is a go
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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