my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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