saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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