Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You pole danced in your parka.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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