you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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