I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have so many feelings about this burrito
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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