I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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