Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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