i may or may not be watching the land before time
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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