We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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