Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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