You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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