all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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