office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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