covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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