I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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