Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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