OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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