puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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