guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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