we have pet lesbian snakes
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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