Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
