kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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