All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
