HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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