3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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