well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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