How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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