She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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