That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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