Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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