But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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