Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
they need to just BURY HIM!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
and you fell through a lawn chair
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