yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
porn star boner night. come get it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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