I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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