butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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