I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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