The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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