Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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