idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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