I wannas sexs uuuuu
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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