Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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