just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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